if you cook the books and accidently burn them what do you tell your accountant... hypothetical question?
Polls & Surveys - 12 Answers
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Answer 1 :
Tell him you ate them.
Answer 2 :
the truth,and if hes any good,theres nothing to worry about
Answer 3 :
You tell the accountant not to judge a book by the cover and that, even if they did, you've turned over a new leaf.
Answer 4 :
I use to work for the Dss and once when I was struggling with a file my boss told me to put in the records that it had been forwarded to Lewisham office then go home and burn it!! Did I?
Answer 5 :
you would just have to do them again.thats what he would say
Answer 6 :
I would tell him my goose is cooked and he'd let me stew in my own juices.
Answer 7 :
In the United States you fake your death and run for the hills.
Answer 8 :
Oooops! Here's a set I cooked earlier.
Answer 9 :
My dog ate them Hoppy my Kangaroo ...had a hoppin' good time with "em" I fell a sleep by the fire place ...oooops
Answer 10 :
You All should be in the Pokey then......!!
Answer 11 :
Don`t worry about it, being an experienced chef, you should get a nice little number inside in the kitchens!
Answer 12 :
Ashes to ashes, Dust to dust. If the taxman doesn't get me, The alcohol must.
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Wednesday, August 28, 2013
Wednesday, August 14, 2013
Do u need 3 years experience to be qualified as a chartered accountant after finishing acca?
Do u need 3 years experience to be qualified as a chartered accountant after finishing acca?
or does working and studying count
Careers & Employment - 1 Answers
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Answer 1 :
In order to become a fully qualified chartered accountant you need to do two things. Firstly you need to pass all of the exams of the chartered accountancy institute for whose exams you are studying. In the case of the ACCA this means passing 14 exams. Secondly, you need to gain three years practical accountancy experience within an organisation which has been registered as suitable by your chosen accountancy institute. You can obtain this work experience while you are studying for the exams or, in the case of the ACCA, after you have completed all of the exams. The important point to note is that the work experience must be relevant and you will need to fill in an ACCA training diary which may need to be submitted to the ACCA when you apply for full membership. This is needed so that the institute can verify that you have obtained all the necessary training you need in order to be able to describe yourself as a qualified chartered accountant. In summary, therefore, any relevant accountancy work that you have completed while studying for your exams will count towards your three years practical experience if it has been undertaken within the offices of an employer registered by the ACCA.
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or does working and studying count
Careers & Employment - 1 Answers
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Answer 1 :
In order to become a fully qualified chartered accountant you need to do two things. Firstly you need to pass all of the exams of the chartered accountancy institute for whose exams you are studying. In the case of the ACCA this means passing 14 exams. Secondly, you need to gain three years practical accountancy experience within an organisation which has been registered as suitable by your chosen accountancy institute. You can obtain this work experience while you are studying for the exams or, in the case of the ACCA, after you have completed all of the exams. The important point to note is that the work experience must be relevant and you will need to fill in an ACCA training diary which may need to be submitted to the ACCA when you apply for full membership. This is needed so that the institute can verify that you have obtained all the necessary training you need in order to be able to describe yourself as a qualified chartered accountant. In summary, therefore, any relevant accountancy work that you have completed while studying for your exams will count towards your three years practical experience if it has been undertaken within the offices of an employer registered by the ACCA.
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Wednesday, August 7, 2013
what is the procedure of monitoring accountant?
what is the procedure of monitoring accountant?
Careers & Employment - 1 Answers
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Answer 1 :
Please ignore the rude and bigoted comment posted by "olga." This is typical of "her." Fortunately, she will be removed soon. Accountants can obtain certification, which is one way of checking their credentials. You can also inquire as to their education and training.
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Careers & Employment - 1 Answers
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Answer 1 :
Please ignore the rude and bigoted comment posted by "olga." This is typical of "her." Fortunately, she will be removed soon. Accountants can obtain certification, which is one way of checking their credentials. You can also inquire as to their education and training.
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Thursday, August 1, 2013
i would like to know how to become an accountant , and i am 17 years old ,and studying pathway course thanks.?
i would like to know how to become an accountant , and i am 17 years old ,and studying pathway course thanks.?
Higher Education (University +) - 2 Answers
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Answer 1 :
this might be a good place to start http://www.acca.co.uk/
Answer 2 :
As per my views, you should have a bachelor accounting degree if not make sure to do major in related fields like business. After taking decision of doing major, explore into the degree accountant for becoming a professional accountant. Keep in mind that to obtain certified public accountant(CPA) certificate, you should have a bachelor degree in accountancy.unless, you would not be allowed to take CPA exam.
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Higher Education (University +) - 2 Answers
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Answer 1 :
this might be a good place to start http://www.acca.co.uk/
Answer 2 :
As per my views, you should have a bachelor accounting degree if not make sure to do major in related fields like business. After taking decision of doing major, explore into the degree accountant for becoming a professional accountant. Keep in mind that to obtain certified public accountant(CPA) certificate, you should have a bachelor degree in accountancy.unless, you would not be allowed to take CPA exam.
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Sunday, July 28, 2013
I add 30% profit onto the cost of stock, but my accountant tells me I am only making 23% profit ?
I add 30% profit onto the cost of stock, but my accountant tells me I am only making 23% profit ?
OK so say my stock costs £100 - I add on 30% profit and sell it for £130. Why does my accountant tell me that I am only making 23% profit ?? I'm confused - Maths never was my strong point ! No it is not his fees !!
Other - Business & Finance - 8 Answers
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Answer 1 :
Cos you forgot the Accountant's commission charges.
Answer 2 :
his fees, of course!
Answer 3 :
His fees oops
Answer 4 :
£30 of £130 is 23% (30 / 130) * 100 To make it easier, if you bought it for £100 and added £100 you would make £100 profit for every £200 sold which would be 50% profit
Answer 5 :
this is because you profit is taken from your sales price and not your cost price. If you wanted to make 30% profit, what you need to do is to divide the cost price by the remainder of the profit as a decimal... (easier to write than explain)... so if you want to make 30% profit... the remainer of the percentage is 70%.. written as decimal is 0.7 divide the cost price £100 by 0.7, and this gives you .... £142.86. This is your selling price to make 30% profit. If you wanted to make 25% profit, you would divide £100 by 0.75... and so on... You need to MARK UP your stock, not just add a percentage. Happy selling !
Answer 6 :
Depends, Ok so you buy stock in and sell it at profit. First thing do you take into account any delivery charges in both recieving the purchased stock and sending it on to those who have purchased it...? Do you use any other materials, packaging etc that you pay for but don't add on to your prices to reflect this...? Do you factor in any utilities if used, ie electricity, gas, telephone...? This is all taken into account by your accountant in basic income and expenditure calculations, what may be taken for granted in your business by you is in fact eating into your profit margin without you realising it.
Answer 7 :
You can easily bring in a lot of legitimate cash completing free offers on GPT sites. GPT (Get Paid To) websites are a good and easy way to make fast and free money online. A good site to learn about them is http://www.gptcentral.net/.
Answer 8 :
One word: TAXES, the purpose of an accountant is to give you after-tax information, hence your 23%
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OK so say my stock costs £100 - I add on 30% profit and sell it for £130. Why does my accountant tell me that I am only making 23% profit ?? I'm confused - Maths never was my strong point ! No it is not his fees !!
Other - Business & Finance - 8 Answers
People Answers, Critics, Comments, Opinions :
Answer 1 :
Cos you forgot the Accountant's commission charges.
Answer 2 :
his fees, of course!
Answer 3 :
His fees oops
Answer 4 :
£30 of £130 is 23% (30 / 130) * 100 To make it easier, if you bought it for £100 and added £100 you would make £100 profit for every £200 sold which would be 50% profit
Answer 5 :
this is because you profit is taken from your sales price and not your cost price. If you wanted to make 30% profit, what you need to do is to divide the cost price by the remainder of the profit as a decimal... (easier to write than explain)... so if you want to make 30% profit... the remainer of the percentage is 70%.. written as decimal is 0.7 divide the cost price £100 by 0.7, and this gives you .... £142.86. This is your selling price to make 30% profit. If you wanted to make 25% profit, you would divide £100 by 0.75... and so on... You need to MARK UP your stock, not just add a percentage. Happy selling !
Answer 6 :
Depends, Ok so you buy stock in and sell it at profit. First thing do you take into account any delivery charges in both recieving the purchased stock and sending it on to those who have purchased it...? Do you use any other materials, packaging etc that you pay for but don't add on to your prices to reflect this...? Do you factor in any utilities if used, ie electricity, gas, telephone...? This is all taken into account by your accountant in basic income and expenditure calculations, what may be taken for granted in your business by you is in fact eating into your profit margin without you realising it.
Answer 7 :
You can easily bring in a lot of legitimate cash completing free offers on GPT sites. GPT (Get Paid To) websites are a good and easy way to make fast and free money online. A good site to learn about them is http://www.gptcentral.net/.
Answer 8 :
One word: TAXES, the purpose of an accountant is to give you after-tax information, hence your 23%
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Sunday, July 14, 2013
Help, I'm gonna visit my accountant dad and I need some basic info?
Help, I'm gonna visit my accountant dad and I need some basic info?
Last time I visited him he mumbled about all sorts of things I didn't get. What's a P.E? The only P.E I know is Physical Education......... Can anyone tell me some basic things? I'd be really grateful....
Small Business - 4 Answers
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Answer 1 :
Penis Enlargement?
Answer 2 :
..
Answer 3 :
ASK HIM!!!! He's YOUR DAD for chrissakes...!
Answer 4 :
Just call his bluff and say "fully diluted?" or "do you mean historic or prospective?" It means prat/education ratio or how much of a Prat you can be expressed as a ratio to your Education. OK so I'll get reported for abuse but it's only a joke and I am top Investing answerer (when MuncieBird isn't)!
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Last time I visited him he mumbled about all sorts of things I didn't get. What's a P.E? The only P.E I know is Physical Education......... Can anyone tell me some basic things? I'd be really grateful....
Small Business - 4 Answers
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Answer 1 :
Penis Enlargement?
Answer 2 :
..
Answer 3 :
ASK HIM!!!! He's YOUR DAD for chrissakes...!
Answer 4 :
Just call his bluff and say "fully diluted?" or "do you mean historic or prospective?" It means prat/education ratio or how much of a Prat you can be expressed as a ratio to your Education. OK so I'll get reported for abuse but it's only a joke and I am top Investing answerer (when MuncieBird isn't)!
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Sunday, July 7, 2013
what do I need to do the wages myself for my staff so I don't have to have my Accountant do them?
what do I need to do the wages myself for my staff so I don't have to have my Accountant do them?
Small Business - 4 Answers
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Answer 1 :
I would suggest Quickbooks.
Answer 2 :
You can get all the info from HMRC if you are self employed. I had 6 staff and used a local payroll office for a minimum fee each month.
Answer 3 :
I'm a payroll expert and ex Revenue, I advertise on various freelance sites - I'll do them for you - or - try Quickbooks as previous poster stated - its very easy to use and will also do the rest of your book-keeping for your company, much simpler than Sage. For a small employer the Revenue do offer the service as the other poster stated, but it is handy if you get some experience so you know this area of the business. Good luck
Answer 4 :
The best person to speak to is your Accountant- if he's even half decent he will explain it all to you and help you through the first couple of payments. The Revenue helpline (look it up on internet) is excellent. They will send you loads of information and tell you what paperwork you need and where to get it. Payroll isn't difficult for a small company, just take advantage of all the information that the Revenue will supply and make sure that you keep your paperwork up to date.
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Small Business - 4 Answers
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Answer 1 :
I would suggest Quickbooks.
Answer 2 :
You can get all the info from HMRC if you are self employed. I had 6 staff and used a local payroll office for a minimum fee each month.
Answer 3 :
I'm a payroll expert and ex Revenue, I advertise on various freelance sites - I'll do them for you - or - try Quickbooks as previous poster stated - its very easy to use and will also do the rest of your book-keeping for your company, much simpler than Sage. For a small employer the Revenue do offer the service as the other poster stated, but it is handy if you get some experience so you know this area of the business. Good luck
Answer 4 :
The best person to speak to is your Accountant- if he's even half decent he will explain it all to you and help you through the first couple of payments. The Revenue helpline (look it up on internet) is excellent. They will send you loads of information and tell you what paperwork you need and where to get it. Payroll isn't difficult for a small company, just take advantage of all the information that the Revenue will supply and make sure that you keep your paperwork up to date.
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