if you cook the books and accidently burn them what do you tell your accountant... hypothetical question?
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Answer 1 :
Tell him you ate them.
Answer 2 :
the truth,and if hes any good,theres nothing to worry about
Answer 3 :
You tell the accountant not to judge a book by the cover and that, even if they did, you've turned over a new leaf.
Answer 4 :
I use to work for the Dss and once when I was struggling with a file my boss told me to put in the records that it had been forwarded to Lewisham office then go home and burn it!! Did I?
Answer 5 :
you would just have to do them again.thats what he would say
Answer 6 :
I would tell him my goose is cooked and he'd let me stew in my own juices.
Answer 7 :
In the United States you fake your death and run for the hills.
Answer 8 :
Oooops! Here's a set I cooked earlier.
Answer 9 :
My dog ate them Hoppy my Kangaroo ...had a hoppin' good time with "em" I fell a sleep by the fire place ...oooops
Answer 10 :
You All should be in the Pokey then......!!
Answer 11 :
Don`t worry about it, being an experienced chef, you should get a nice little number inside in the kitchens!
Answer 12 :
Ashes to ashes, Dust to dust. If the taxman doesn't get me, The alcohol must.
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