if you cook the books and accidently burn them what do you tell your accountant... hypothetical question?
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Answer 1 :
Tell him you ate them.
Answer 2 :
the truth,and if hes any good,theres nothing to worry about
Answer 3 :
You tell the accountant not to judge a book by the cover and that, even if they did, you've turned over a new leaf.
Answer 4 :
I use to work for the Dss and once when I was struggling with a file my boss told me to put in the records that it had been forwarded to Lewisham office then go home and burn it!! Did I?
Answer 5 :
you would just have to do them again.thats what he would say
Answer 6 :
I would tell him my goose is cooked and he'd let me stew in my own juices.
Answer 7 :
In the United States you fake your death and run for the hills.
Answer 8 :
Oooops! Here's a set I cooked earlier.
Answer 9 :
My dog ate them Hoppy my Kangaroo ...had a hoppin' good time with "em" I fell a sleep by the fire place ...oooops
Answer 10 :
You All should be in the Pokey then......!!
Answer 11 :
Don`t worry about it, being an experienced chef, you should get a nice little number inside in the kitchens!
Answer 12 :
Ashes to ashes, Dust to dust. If the taxman doesn't get me, The alcohol must.
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Wednesday, August 28, 2013
Wednesday, August 14, 2013
Do u need 3 years experience to be qualified as a chartered accountant after finishing acca?
Do u need 3 years experience to be qualified as a chartered accountant after finishing acca?
or does working and studying count
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Answer 1 :
In order to become a fully qualified chartered accountant you need to do two things. Firstly you need to pass all of the exams of the chartered accountancy institute for whose exams you are studying. In the case of the ACCA this means passing 14 exams. Secondly, you need to gain three years practical accountancy experience within an organisation which has been registered as suitable by your chosen accountancy institute. You can obtain this work experience while you are studying for the exams or, in the case of the ACCA, after you have completed all of the exams. The important point to note is that the work experience must be relevant and you will need to fill in an ACCA training diary which may need to be submitted to the ACCA when you apply for full membership. This is needed so that the institute can verify that you have obtained all the necessary training you need in order to be able to describe yourself as a qualified chartered accountant. In summary, therefore, any relevant accountancy work that you have completed while studying for your exams will count towards your three years practical experience if it has been undertaken within the offices of an employer registered by the ACCA.
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or does working and studying count
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Answer 1 :
In order to become a fully qualified chartered accountant you need to do two things. Firstly you need to pass all of the exams of the chartered accountancy institute for whose exams you are studying. In the case of the ACCA this means passing 14 exams. Secondly, you need to gain three years practical accountancy experience within an organisation which has been registered as suitable by your chosen accountancy institute. You can obtain this work experience while you are studying for the exams or, in the case of the ACCA, after you have completed all of the exams. The important point to note is that the work experience must be relevant and you will need to fill in an ACCA training diary which may need to be submitted to the ACCA when you apply for full membership. This is needed so that the institute can verify that you have obtained all the necessary training you need in order to be able to describe yourself as a qualified chartered accountant. In summary, therefore, any relevant accountancy work that you have completed while studying for your exams will count towards your three years practical experience if it has been undertaken within the offices of an employer registered by the ACCA.
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Wednesday, August 7, 2013
what is the procedure of monitoring accountant?
what is the procedure of monitoring accountant?
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Answer 1 :
Please ignore the rude and bigoted comment posted by "olga." This is typical of "her." Fortunately, she will be removed soon. Accountants can obtain certification, which is one way of checking their credentials. You can also inquire as to their education and training.
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Answer 1 :
Please ignore the rude and bigoted comment posted by "olga." This is typical of "her." Fortunately, she will be removed soon. Accountants can obtain certification, which is one way of checking their credentials. You can also inquire as to their education and training.
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Thursday, August 1, 2013
i would like to know how to become an accountant , and i am 17 years old ,and studying pathway course thanks.?
i would like to know how to become an accountant , and i am 17 years old ,and studying pathway course thanks.?
Higher Education (University +) - 2 Answers
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Answer 1 :
this might be a good place to start http://www.acca.co.uk/
Answer 2 :
As per my views, you should have a bachelor accounting degree if not make sure to do major in related fields like business. After taking decision of doing major, explore into the degree accountant for becoming a professional accountant. Keep in mind that to obtain certified public accountant(CPA) certificate, you should have a bachelor degree in accountancy.unless, you would not be allowed to take CPA exam.
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Higher Education (University +) - 2 Answers
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Answer 1 :
this might be a good place to start http://www.acca.co.uk/
Answer 2 :
As per my views, you should have a bachelor accounting degree if not make sure to do major in related fields like business. After taking decision of doing major, explore into the degree accountant for becoming a professional accountant. Keep in mind that to obtain certified public accountant(CPA) certificate, you should have a bachelor degree in accountancy.unless, you would not be allowed to take CPA exam.
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