Would you take out a lawn with a turf accountant or tell him to sod off?
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Answer 1 :
If you did take out a lawn, when you cudn't afford the repayments, you wouldn't be able to mown!
Answer 2 :
You'd want to be sure he wouldn't grass you up to the inland revenue.
Answer 3 :
I can't fallow that because I've gone to seed, mustn't mown about it
Answer 4 :
They are top soils, the grass is always greener on their side. I wouldn't come a cropper if I was to place a bet on their patch.
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